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[rudelanguage]

ANTIGONE INBOX: username ANTIGONEIGUESS
PENDING INBOX: username ITSPENDING
KNIFE INBOX: nonexistent (for now)

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[oblige]

Did you not advise me before the mission?

[rudelanguage]

Nrhhh! [it's not like anyone's listening in EXCEPT THE FUCKING DEVICE TRANSLATING AND TRANSMITTING!! but still. erugh.] That wasn't solicited, either! That was-- [what? charity? itchiness?] Wasn't solicited.

[oblige]

That does not mean I appreciate it any less.

[rudelanguage]

That-that's your business, I wasn't fishin' for your good graces, okay.

[oblige]

Of course not.

Yet I knew naught of fae, and likely would have run into difficulties your words allowed me to avoid.

[rudelanguage]

[the spice has ebbed. back to grumbly, pouty mode.]

Probably cleanin' dishes like that other fancy-haired guy...

[oblige]

Fancy hair?

[ Who has fancy hair? ]

[rudelanguage]

Nyeah. Stephanie or whatever. I forget.

[oblige]

I don't believe I'm acquainted with a Stephanie, but what qualifies as fancy hair?

[rudelanguage]

You know! All like...soft and shiny and light... C'mon, Fancypants.

[oblige]

...Kempt?

[rudelanguage]

Eh? [she doesn't speak spanish]

[oblige]

[ Neither does he??? ]

You describe the well-kempt.

[rudelanguage]

That like a...like a species of people I don't know about?

[oblige]

No. It means one who keeps their appearance tidy.

[rudelanguage]

[tsk!] You can tidy shit-colored hair all day and night and it's not fancy. I'm talkin' lighter colors here! [this is hair discrimination Dee!!]

[oblige]

Darker hair can certainly be fancy.

Might you mean that you fancy lighter hair?

1/2

[rudelanguage]

A--

[rudelanguage]

NO.

[oblige]

I shall take that as an affirmative.

[rudelanguage]

Wh--he, hey! Fuck you, don't twist my words, that's sneaky fae bullshit!

[oblige]

I've not been accused of being sneaky in all my life.

[rudelanguage]

Tuh! Do I get a prize for bein' the first?

[he is sneaky. dropping a line outta the blue and, and makin' her forget to be extra miserable and stressed in favor of maybe having good rapport. SNEAKY. mood assassination.]

[oblige]

I've only my doubts to offer in this instance.

Regardless, would something be wrong with you having a preference?

[rudelanguage]

It's nunya business what I'm preferring or not preferring, that--this isn't what we were talking about! What the hell!